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2007/04/28

以宽容分担忧伤

还是在联合早报看到的新闻。弗吉尼亚理工大学在对本月16日枪击时间的死难者悼念会上,将凶手赵承熙也列入了悼念者的名单,他们放飞的是33个气球而不是32个、敲响的丧钟同样是33声,即将被安放在校园中心广场草坪上的半圆的石灰岩悼念碑同样准备了33块。

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http://www.zaobao.com/special/newspapers/2007/04/gxnews070427.html

2007/03/16

紧急援助业务URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE

这封信其实是我2天前收到的,相同内容的信我总共收到两封,一封在收件箱里,一封在垃圾箱里,当时我很诧异。
信中的内容,如果我相信了,那么我现在很有可能已经是个富翁了,但我现在既然没有相信,所以,我还是个穷光蛋。

公开这封信的目的不为其他,只为让大家都不要成百万富翁。以下是信的全文:

URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE
ATTN:PRESIDENT/C.E.O,

Good day! My name is MR. john moyo the Chief Auditor of FIRST NATIONAL BANK
OF SOUTH AFRICA (FNB) there is an account opened in this bank in 1980 and
since 1990 nobody has operated on this account again. After going through
some old files in the records, I discovered that if I do not remit this
money out urgently it would be forfeited. The owner of this account is
Mr.Andreas B. Smith, a foreigner and a Miner at Kruger Gold Company. A
Geologist by profession died in 1990.

No one knows about this account or anything concerning it the account has no
other beneficiary and the investigation proves to me as well that his
company does not know anything about this account and the amount in the
account at the moment is US$18. 5 Million Dollars (Eighteen Million Five
Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).

As the money is in United States Dollars I need a foreign partner/account to
transfer the money overseas thus I am contacting you. Please kindly indicate
and if so contact me on the above phone numbers to enable me inform you on
next step to take. I need your full co-operation to make this transaction
work because the management is ready to approve this payment to any
foreigner who has correct information on this account, which I will give you
if you indicate your interest. I hope you can be able to handle such amount
in strict confidence because this opportunity will never come again in my
life. I need truthful person in this business relationship because I don’t
want to make any mistake. I need your strong assurance and confidentiality.

With my position now in the office I can transfer this money to any reliable
foreign account, with assurance that this money will be intact pending my
physical arrival in your country for sharing. All documents regarding this
transaction will be destroyed once I receive confirmation of the money in
your account thus leaving no trace to anything.
I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately on confirmation to
receive this fund into your designated account with appropriate clearance
forms from the Ministries and Foreign Exchange Departments.

At the conclusion of this business you will be given 25% of the total
amount, 70% will be for me, while 5% will be for expenses that we might
incured during the course of this transaction.

Finally, please if you are interested in this transaction, all I want you to
do is to send me your Private Mobile Phone and Fax Numbers for Easy
Communication including Your Personal Bank Account Details. Please kindly
call me on the above private phone numbers While I’m looking forward to
receive your immediate reply by phone or email as soon as you receive this
letter.
Thanks And God Bless.
NB you can contact me with this email address johnmoyo_5@hotmail.com.

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2007/03/15

日本人性爱少 出生率一直降

联合早报看到的消息
这则消息让我知道了三点:第一,日本也有个叫"计划生育"的机构(拥有相同和更大职能的机构在我国叫"国家人口和计划生育委员会"),这种人口控制的协会或组织我原本以为只有cn才有。
当然,这第一点并不是我要说的关键,甚至是可以算做题外话的。下面是至关重要的第二点:
"有39.7%年龄介于16至49岁的日本人,可以一个多月没有一次性生活……即使在已婚夫妇当中,处于这种状况的人也占34.6%。"这一点让我相当的惊讶,原本以为jp拥有如此发达的情色产业,jp人一定是make的好手。没想到大部分jp都是外强中干。
当然是不是这些jp都是不能立正或都干涸了,我也不能很肯定的下个定论,从那些不是从中关村买来的毛片来看,jp还是很厉害的。
看来日本人的压力真的是太大了,普通的压力可以通过外部释放来缓解,过大的压力只能通过自我摧残来转移注意了。
虽然这消息并不重要,但足可那些花着爷娘辛苦血汗钱去买jp(不是极品哦~)货,一面又喊着消灭小日本的人高兴一阵子了。
第三点也不是很重要,日本的这个机构把16岁的人也纳入了应该拥有正常性生活的范畴。
 

2007/03/12

昨天的一个梦。

昨天夜里我做了一个梦,现在想来都有点耸人听闻。

梦的内容是这样的:
"美国为了遏制中国,对日本进行了核轰炸"

但愿这荒诞的梦永远不会是真的。

2007/03/11

针对Mozilla Firefox做了优化

其实说白了,我一直是个中立者,我使用google的大部分,但大量的搜索需要却是通过baidu来实现的,虽然也用google的搜索,但我怕了gfw,经常查着查着就“该页无法显示”。
早期(这个早期不是指pc发展的早期,是我刚买这台pc的时候~)我是个Firefox的爱好者。但国内大量不能正常显示的网页使我最终回到了IE。
再后来,我选择了maxthon,但我的默认浏览器一直是ie,这对我来说是个妥协。
直到今天,我无意间浏览一个网页时,出现了“你目前使用的浏览器是ie,这似乎不是一个好主意”
不知是为什么,我突然间感到有股难以掩饰的冲动,我忍不住下载了
Firefox。

当我安装好后,我发现,它比以前好多了,或许是不断增加的占有率使得网页设计者们开始重视在
Firefox下的浏览质量。

当我用我的新
Firefox浏览我的这个blog时,我惊呆了,简直糟透了!
于是我做了一些小小的优化。

p.s. 上面的文风有点像是翻译的文章,我不知到这是怎么搞的,简直糟透了!以后要改变这种笔风了……